"Every creature on this earth dies alone."




"What if you could go back in time, and take all those hours of pain and darkness and replace them with something better?"




"First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?"



You are such a fuckass. 
Did you just call me a fuckass? You can go suck a fuck. 
Oh, please, tell me Elizabeth, how exactly does one suck a fuck?



Fellas, coincidence and fate figure largely in our lives.